Wednesday, 30 November 2011
Housework ~ not really into it (broom)
First photo in a series of cleaning tools put out to pasture, my Grandpa would say ;)
I love strolling in my 'hood.
I love strolling in my 'hood.
Sunday, 6 November 2011
Tips for Douchbags
*this sat as a draft until I could do at least a bare minimum edit.*
Whether your a girl or a boy out on the town, maybe doing some dancing; which, for some, includes frequent trips to the bar &/or the bathroom... I'm talking freakishly frequent here *that is a total give away - and yes, security notices*. Black light parties, btw, really hilight stuff like, oh lets say, fine white powders, just as an example... *so washing your hands and maybe splashing your face is not only good hygiene, but also, just smart if discretion is something you go in for which, I highly recommend.
The biggest tip for all you Douchbags who went out tonight thought is this... "Whatever" is never an appropriate response when you are getting busted for things like a mini mountain of snow on the toilet tank lid; AND it's for sure not what to say when being escorted out for *ahem* Sexual Misconduct (fuck face - I can call you that now 'cause I'm no longer on duty, fuck you very much).
Seriously though, if 'whatever' is your big come back you need to go school. The Douchbags ranging from average to phenomenal at the art or "craft", if you will, of douchbaggery (or is it douchbuggery?) are fully embarrassed by you guys... the 'whatever' guys get no respect, not even from co-dbs. "Whatever" is an utterly lazy nonsense response which goes nowhere so fast that it makes the air immediately around us stale. If oxygen had eyes it would roll them.
Hope this helps dbags everywhere act a little bit better when next we meet... I know if followed it'll help me hate u just a little bit less;)
Oh! But wait! BONUS TIP: If, when you pull your shirt away from your body and let it snap back, a flurry of white powder snows down like a surprising special effect... ahem... Uh-how to say(?)... YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG for starters and, really, if that is your fullest & best capability Go Home, Drink Water, Get Some Sleep ~ and for the kids who want extra points... Try not being an egotistical asshole from now on - you might like it. I know I would like it if you weren't an ahole anymore.
Just
Saying'
No really - free tips 'cause I like to share information that can help a person rise up a bit.
Sigh, stoopid day at the 'office' for this kid. Thank lastcallness it's over ;)
Whether your a girl or a boy out on the town, maybe doing some dancing; which, for some, includes frequent trips to the bar &/or the bathroom... I'm talking freakishly frequent here *that is a total give away - and yes, security notices*. Black light parties, btw, really hilight stuff like, oh lets say, fine white powders, just as an example... *so washing your hands and maybe splashing your face is not only good hygiene, but also, just smart if discretion is something you go in for which, I highly recommend.
The biggest tip for all you Douchbags who went out tonight thought is this... "Whatever" is never an appropriate response when you are getting busted for things like a mini mountain of snow on the toilet tank lid; AND it's for sure not what to say when being escorted out for *ahem* Sexual Misconduct (fuck face - I can call you that now 'cause I'm no longer on duty, fuck you very much).
Seriously though, if 'whatever' is your big come back you need to go school. The Douchbags ranging from average to phenomenal at the art or "craft", if you will, of douchbaggery (or is it douchbuggery?) are fully embarrassed by you guys... the 'whatever' guys get no respect, not even from co-dbs. "Whatever" is an utterly lazy nonsense response which goes nowhere so fast that it makes the air immediately around us stale. If oxygen had eyes it would roll them.
Hope this helps dbags everywhere act a little bit better when next we meet... I know if followed it'll help me hate u just a little bit less;)
Oh! But wait! BONUS TIP: If, when you pull your shirt away from your body and let it snap back, a flurry of white powder snows down like a surprising special effect... ahem... Uh-how to say(?)... YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG for starters and, really, if that is your fullest & best capability Go Home, Drink Water, Get Some Sleep ~ and for the kids who want extra points... Try not being an egotistical asshole from now on - you might like it. I know I would like it if you weren't an ahole anymore.
Just
Saying'
No really - free tips 'cause I like to share information that can help a person rise up a bit.
Sigh, stoopid day at the 'office' for this kid. Thank lastcallness it's over ;)
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